February 2012
kissing-coldears:
Daddy interrogates daughter to get a confession on who is her favorite parent.
you see how they whisper to each other? i do that with my nephew i swear we understand each other
She’s adorableeeeee
Does my sexiness upset you?
Does it come as a surprise
That I dance like I’ve...
– Maya Angelou, Still I Rise (via vaginawoolf)
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daily-tumbles:
i literally used to cry at night because my furby would randomly start talking and wake me up and i was too scared to kill it and when the batteries started dying his voice got creepier and it sounded like he was saying satanic chants so i made my parents throw him into a landfill and i fear every day that he’ll come back
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honey-letsbone:
One bright day in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and ran to save the two dead boys. And if you don’t believe it’s true, go ask the blind man, he saw it too.
January 2012